i was already wearing tight pants - i just did not activate them

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gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

thischloechick:

  • Had a beer.
  • Smoked an entire cigarette.
  • Done drugs.
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book. 
  • Had a physical fight.
  • Used Twitter.
  • Listened to Lady Gaga.
  • Been in a car accident.
  • Gotten suspended.
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something.
  • Got a computer virus.
  • Touched a real gun.
  • Had a dog.
  • Had a cat.
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out.
  • Swam in the ocean.
  • Wore a bikini.
  • Driven a car.
  • Been sent to the principal. (not for anything bad)
  • Ever liked someone.
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test.
  • Went to summer school.
  • Got worse than a D.
  • Got A’s and B’s.
  • Read an entire book.
  • Recorded your own music.
  • Had an Xbox. (Like… 360? I think? Not sure?)
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
  • Wore fishnets.
  • Wore skinny jeans.
  • Hated someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.
  • Worn makeup.
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had my license.
  • Worn coloured contacts.
  • Painted my nails black.
  • Broken someone’s heart.
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight.
  • Lost something very valuable.
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  • Broken a bone.
  • Gotten stung by a bee.
  • Eaten something bad/expired.
  • Threw up from being so drunk.
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  • Danced with someone of the same sex.
  • Owned an iPod.
  • Owned an iPhone.
  • Fell for a best friend.
  • Stole a friend’s significant other.
  • Went far away from home for more than a week.
  • Moved out.
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job.
  • Been fired.
  • Lied to a friend.
  • Lied to a family member.
  • Had a Facebook. (never used it)
  • Posted a video on Youtube.
  • Started a rumor about someone.
  • Talked bad about someone.
  • Deliberately failed a test.
  • Been skinny dipping.
  • Counted to a million.
  • Counted to a thousand.
  • Ate rabbit meat.
  • Ate duck meat.
  • Had fast food.
  • Been to Church.
  • Been to Canada.
  • Been married.
  • Had a divorce.
  • Broken a glass.
  • Hugged someone today.
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today.
  • Threw something out of the window.
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  • Wished you were somebody else.
  • Had your feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  • Been to a concert.
  • Seen your favourite band live.
  • Met a celebrity.
  • Met your favourite band.
  • Own more than 10 CDs.

Valka & Stoick - Rubik’s Cube

I have no video-making talent…

maddyissobored:

hophigh:

maddyissobored:

If someone on Tumblr could be so nice as to do a lot of us Stalka shippers a favor and make a Stalka video with the song Rubik’s Cube playing, that’d be great. I’d do it myself, but as the title says, no video-making skills. I promise, I will give you lots of loves if you do!

I might if i like the song! who’s it by?

It’s by Athlete. 

It’s done!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh_DjfDkFek

moonyismoony:

#87: Timey-Wimey Easter I

and

#88: Timey-Wimey Easter II

I know it’s a bit early for a Happy Easter, but I just had to draw these!

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source: hannahbowl)

paintdoktahwho:

what a beautiful day

theheartmaid:

OUR TIME HAS COME

theheartmaid:

OUR TIME HAS COME

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER