But some outsiders are great! The best. My favorite.
Cecil about the love of his motherfucking life okay (via morecolorfulmetaphors)
i wonder if carlos is with doug and alicia right now with a picture of cecil on his phone saying “this is cecil and he’s the love of my life”
Oh em gee we’re so totally dating and he’s really hot and has perfect hair and he’s my scientist hero boyfriend
Cecil explaining in a completely businesslike and journalistic tone the tenure of Carlos and his relationship (via coffeemixedwithmagic)
"carlos and I are not one. because if we were one, we would be lonely again. we are two separate, unique beings bonded only where we want to be bonded."
IF THIS ISN’T THE HEALTHIEST DAMN RELATIONSHIP YOU EVER SEEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER