i was already wearing tight pants - i just did not activate them

fandomsandconservativelogic:

heyfunniest:

Best Kiss Cam. 

I like that he was prepared.

icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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(Source: cooopernatural)

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I would read the hell of that novel.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: andrewbelami)

bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

alexeatscookies:

lunapics:

laughingsquid:

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

The last one is the best, hands down.

alexeatscookies:

lunapics:

laughingsquid:

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

The last one is the best, hands down.



First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

this is the most important thing right now.

(Source: hadeiadel)

bubblecumcrisis:

overlypolitebisexual:

sparrow626:

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

This is the current generation everyone. Just let that sink in.

oh boo hoo someone got a tattoo that affects you in no way shape or form the world is ending

on the other hand, that tattoo has so many practical applications.

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